Happy Moments – Go America!

Setting
Soccer Practice, Friday after school

Conversation
Me: “C’mon boys! We’re not communicating. Let’s talk more during this passing drill!”
Kid: (kicks the ball) “America! Woohoo! I love America!”
Me: “I don’t think that’s what I meant. Why did you say that?”
Kid: “Because in America I can get a double bacon cheeseburger. I’m hungry”
Me: (face palm)